"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 08/26/2019 at 14:27 • Filed to: None

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CalzoneGolem > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 14:35

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Are you young? Maybe they were asking for some of daddy’s money?

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 14:38

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just drive at 100mph after the light, it’ll cool down 

TrickJos > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 14:54

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I hate this. I once had a co-worker ask me if my parents bought my Camaro for me. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 14:54

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As a Corvette owner, technically you shouldn’t be young enough to create this meme or even understand it.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 14:56

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So... what are you doing when you’re trying to keep it from overheating? Blasting   the heater? 

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 15:08

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When did you turn into a cat?

WilliamsSW > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 15:10

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Wow what a pathetic clown.

WilliamsSW > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 08/26/2019 at 15:11

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+ 1 I used to do this with a shitty Dodge Dart I owned.  

Tripper > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 15:20

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Someone younger than I made a remark like that to me recently . I look young except for my thinning hair but I am 34, and my M3 is as old as your vette. I’m somebody else’s dad for fucks sake!

I hid my smile as I had a look at the clown who uttered the remark. Hang ing out of the passengers side of his companies busted landscaping truck with a

f u c k i n g weed leaf FACE TAT . I thought for a quick second about how frustrating life is when you’re angry all the time as I have been there, and that can only be compounded with such a face tat. Then I went back to enjoying my car.

benjrblant > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/26/2019 at 15:29

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“what’s a meme? is that one of those internet things?”

MrDakka > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 15:35

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They want you to be their sugar daddy?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > benjrblant 08/26/2019 at 15:36

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It’s pronounced “ May May” and it generally involves Minions and Facebook and is shared by your cranky relatives .

ihm96 > Tripper 08/26/2019 at 15:37

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I was driving my friends E30 Vert a few weeks ago when some younger dude (Im only 23 so im young myself) rolls by in his basic ass CLA250 with no options and loudly says “Man what an old piece of shit”

Made me so angry lol

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 15:48

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I feel the same with my 528i. Everyone seems to think I'm a baller for having it but really I got it for almost free.

Tripper > ihm96 08/26/2019 at 15:49

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Yea being on the main line, the situation you describe is the more likely one for me and has happened plenty of times. I’m a piece of shit for buying an keeping an old M3 because somehow a 16 year old was able to “buy” a Cayenne Turbo.... somehow.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > benjrblant 08/26/2019 at 16:02

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H ow are you even here? Wait...I own a Corvette....how am I here? 

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > ihm96 08/26/2019 at 16:05

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And you didn’t yell “NICE BASE MODEL!” back at him?

I’d put $20 down that it would have sent him off the deep end

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 08/26/2019 at 16:06

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What’s a heater for but as  an extra radiator anyways?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ihm96 08/26/2019 at 16:18

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You should have yelled back the Consumer Reports CLA250 review to him. 

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 08/26/2019 at 16:29

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On the C5, turn on the AC. It has to be on for the fans to kick on. Mine doesn't really overheat, but it gets warm if you idle it with it off. 

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > WilliamsSW 08/26/2019 at 16:30

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This is merely a meme. Though about half of the older Corvette owners sneer at me. The other half are genuinely excited about seeing a younger guy in one. 

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 08/26/2019 at 16:38

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I STOLE IT

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 08/26/2019 at 16:39

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Or turn on the AC. It’s dumb that it has to be on for the fans to kick on. 

WilliamsSW > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 16:45

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lol at those who sneer.  But the latter group proves there are a lot of Corvette owners who get it. 

Ilike_cougars > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 16:45

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Brown guy in a red state right here, driving an aging Z4M that probably costs as much as a 4 year old used Honda Accord . B ut still over hear a ton of crap p robably would have been more but I’ m driving too fast anyway lol..

I worked hard to buy and payoff my car, that satisfaction alone is all I need sometimes.

ihm96 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 08/26/2019 at 16:53

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Oh I did. This was in rush hour traffic so when my lane eventual ly got to where I was alongside him I shouted to him that I sold benz’s for a living (which is true) and that I would never buy an entry level POS benz and he kinda made a gesture like keep talking with his hands and then I peeled away as the light went green lol.

Id rather be in an older upper tier model than a new base model anyday. I’m not one of those people that equates good with new. And I know for damn sure that I’d rather be in that E30 over a CLA. The CLA just is not a comfortable car at all

ihm96 > Tripper 08/26/2019 at 16:54

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This was on Roosevelt boulevard lmao.

TFen > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 17:00

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Corvettes Uncensored?

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 17:01

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I’ve gotten that a couple times in my Infiniti, my response is something along the lines of “Your Camry cost more than this, sorry it has to suck so much”

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TFen 08/26/2019 at 17:21

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Yep

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > WilliamsSW 08/26/2019 at 17:22

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The negativity in me thinks the positivity is because it means there still is a market for used Corvettes. 

Tripper > ihm96 08/26/2019 at 17:23

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Man I have not seen the blvd in years and I don’t miss it

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 08/26/2019 at 17:25

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It costs less than 75% of the trucks that high schoolers parents bought them to  drive and waste space with, but because it’s flashy, your the asshole for spending your money on it. 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 17:33

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Yup, thats how I got 2.9mpg yesterday: I had to idle the car with AC on between runs to cool it down

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 17:35

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My team's director said that they pay me too much since I have a Mini and the Vette. I just told him the combined value of them both is less than the cost of a nee Corolla. People just don't know how cheap used cars can be if you are willing to work on them a bit.

WilliamsSW > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 17:36

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Haha - that could be true !

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CalzoneGolem 08/26/2019 at 17:46

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ihm96 > Tripper 08/26/2019 at 18:31

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I rarely am ever there, but I had to pick my friends car up for him from Becthel Bavarian so they didnt charge him for a day of storage and that was where I ended up somehow. First ever insult I’ve recieved in that car, usually its old heads complimenting the BBS’s.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/26/2019 at 18:54

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Fascinating. Thank you.